Hey kids. You know what’s a fun way to learn about the history of our country? A trivia game! Here’s a chance to test your knowledge of America’s Presidents while learning lessons about history. Hard lessons. Lessons that will challenge your illusions of safety and leave dark stains on your soul.
How many US Presidents are from Ohio?
Who was the first US President to ride a train?
Which President’s were sons of a President?
John Q. Adams and George W. Bush
Who was the first US President installed in office with help from Russian intelligence?
According to AG Barr’s summary of the Mueller Report, it was Donald Trump
Which First Lady was the US’s first delegate to the United Nations
How many First Ladies had a career in nude modeling?
Only one, Melania Trump, pictured above in one of her tasteful, soft-core lesbian sets.
Who was the only President born in Kentucky?
How many Presidents have been fined by the US government for money laundering?
Just one, Donald Trump.
Who was the first President to publish an academic paper while in office?
Who is the only President granted a patent?
Who was the first President to pay a settlement for running a fake university?
Which President put his peanut farm in a blind trust to avoid any appearance of conflict of interest?
How many President’s have accepted payments from foreign governments while in office?
Only one, Donald Trump.
Which US President spent his subsequent career building homes for the poor?
Which US President was fined by the federal government for housing discrimination?
How many US Presidents had their charities disbanded due to fraud?
Just one, Donald Trump
Which US President said of our border with Mexico, “open the border both ways?”
Which US President arrested and imprisoned the children of legal immigrants to punish them for seeking asylum?
How many US Presidents paid illegal hush money to hookers out of campaign funds?
Just Donald Trump
How many US Presidents bragged about their sexual assaults on tape?
How many US Presidents filed for multiple bankruptcies?
Which US President embezzled money from his charitable foundation?
Which US President appealed to ‘the better angels of our nature’ to heal bitter national divisions?
Which US President offered to pay the legal bills of thugs who assaulted dissidents at campaign rallies?
How many US Presidents tried to negotiate business deals with hostile foreign leaders while running for office?
Just one. Guess who.
Which US Presidents actively evaded the Vietnam draft?
Clinton, Bush 2, and Trump.
Which US President used a phony medical condition to escape the draft?
How many US Presidents partied with a convicted under-age sex-trafficker?
Bill Clinton and Donald Trump
Which US President was known as the “Trust-Buster” for fighting monopolies?
Which US President was fined by the US government for lies told to escape anti-trust regulations?
How many US Presidents were not cleared by a Special Prosecutor on obstruction of justice charges?
Nixon, Clinton and Trump
How many campaign managers for US Presidents owed millions of dollars to Russian mafia figures?
Just one, Donald Trump’s campaign manager Paul Manafort.
Did we learn anything…Still there?